But why stop at two? Why not three, four, or even five TVs?
After all, you don’t want to miss Prince on Leno tonight, or John Rich on Jimmy Fallon, Nico Vega on Carson Daly or the entire Osbourne family on Jimmy Kimmell.
That’s why you should make it a point to own as many TVs as you can. Five, six, seven – the more TVs, the better the televised entertainment. That’s a fact!
It’s also a fact that the more advertising a TV program has, the more entertaining it is. You can look it up.
That’s why the following listings are for shows packed with entertainment, laughs and music. Especially music. That’s all you need for a night of in-home entertainment. That is, as long as your name isn’t Elvis Crespo.
Thursday, March 26
Prince – “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”
U2 – “Late Show with David Letterman”
John Rich – “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”
The Osbournes – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
Nico Vega – “Last Call with Carson Daly”
Friday, March 27
Prince – “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”
Lyle Lovett & John Hiatt – “Late Show with David Letterman”
N.E.R.D.– “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”
The Damned – “Late Late Show with Craig Fergsuon” – rerun
Ben Harper – “Last Call with Carson Daly”