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Friday Fun: The Best Band Names… Ever?

09:01 AM, Friday 2/19/10 14 |   |

Comments, comments on the screen, who has the best band name on the musical scene? Could it be U2, could it be Zep? With almost 50 years of band titles, are there still names potentially hep?

Not the best attempt at verse, but it gets the point across. Who had the best band names – past or present – of all time?

  • U2

    Rose Bowl, Pasadena, Calif.
    October 25, 2009

    (AP Photo)

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It’s not easy naming a band these days. Earlier this week the Wall Street Journal detailed how difficult creating a new band name can be, saying Led Zeppelin bassist John Paul Jones and his new bandmates, including Foo Fighters’ David Grohl and Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age, kicked around several titles before coming up with “Caligula” after the notorious Roman emperor.

But a little research showed the title had already been used several times. Eventually the band strung together three words that had absolutely no meaning – Them Crooked Vultures.

But Jones & company’s naming problem wasn’t unique. With almost 50 years of band names, ranging from Buddy Holly’s Crickets to The Beatles to Led Zeppelin to Death Cab For Cutie, each new band faces an ever-growing shortage of unique monikers. Forming a band may be easy. Naming a band is hard.

Which brings us to today’s comment thread, which is a two-parter this week.  In your opinion, which band names are the greatest of all? Sure, we’ve have a front-page poll regarding a few high-profile titles, but we think you can come up with a few more.

Secondly, what’s your take on today’s band name situation? Do you think all the great names have already been used up? Or do you think the next big name is out there, just waiting for a band worthy of the title?

Click here for the complete Wall Street Journal article (subscription may be required).


14 Comments leave a comment

  1. 12
    mcferglestein wrote:

    09:26 AM, Feb 19, 2010

    Winner: The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza

    Runner Ups:

    Mr. Bungle

    Iwrestledabearonce

    Five Finger Death Punch

    Foxy Shazam

    Mindless Self Indulgence

    Arsonists Get All the Girls

    ...anything but Puddle of Mudd. That could be the worst band name ever. or maybe Toad the Wet Sprocket. or Chumbawamba. It's a fine line between genius and stupidity.

  2. 1
    lennyf714 wrote:

    10:39 AM, Feb 19, 2010

    I always liked " Jiggle the Handle" I think it speaks for it's self..........

  3. 106
    Davey D wrote:

    10:48 AM, Feb 19, 2010

    The Burning Brides !

  4. 231
    Evster wrote:

    10:51 AM, Feb 19, 2010

    Best band name ever: The Band.

  5. 117
    JeffMikey wrote:

    12:15 PM, Feb 19, 2010

    Butthole Surfers

  6. 1
    bigal wrote:

    01:10 PM, Feb 19, 2010

    My fave band name is Stiff Little Fingers (named after a lyric in Vibrators' song of the same name:  "and if it weren't for his Stiff Little Fingers, no one would know that he was dead.")

    SLF as a name also worked especially well, as the band's logo was the "two fingers straight up" which has the equivalent meaning of our middle finger in europe!

    Other faves include Buzzcocks, The Velvet Underground, The Smiths, Sex Pistols, X-Ray Spex, and Violent Femmes.

  7. 28
    crispy smegma wrote:

    01:56 PM, Feb 19, 2010

    Goatwhore

  8. 192
    jason_woodson wrote:

    03:54 PM, Feb 19, 2010

    Lubricated Goat

  9. 5
    ButtGoblin wrote:

    04:13 PM, Feb 19, 2010

    Guided by Voices, I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness, Type O Negative, Butthole Surfers, Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen, Primal Scream, X-Ray Spex, Deftones, Primus, The Shitkickers, Heartless Bastards, Asleep At the Wheel, Prong, the Queers, Buttphonics, The Bottle Rockets, Dickhole Sun, Doddos, Dark Star Orchestra, The Sugarcanes,

  10. 82
    Kinks wrote:

    04:18 PM, Feb 19, 2010

    The The, The Who, The Circle Jerks, BlackFlag, Roach Motel, Dead Kennedys, and !!! are all interesting. We really need a band called That Hopey Changy Thing.

  11. 5
    ButtGoblin wrote:

    04:27 PM, Feb 19, 2010

    Circle Jerks and Dead Kennedys — Great call.

    Also:

    Monks, Godz, Germs, Penecilan , Ugly Kid Joe, Les Claypool and the Flying Frog Brigade, Grinderman, Jellyfish, Imperial Drag, The Vaselines, Teenage Fanclub, Scarface, Slick Rick, The Thrill Kill Kult, Napalm Death, Joy Division,

    Worst band name ever -- Nickleback.....

  12. 148
    Thunder Road Warrior wrote:

    09:46 PM, Feb 19, 2010

    Best name ever has to be "Free Beer".  Can you see the promotion.....Tonight at House of Blues - FREE BEER.....FREE BEER Tonight at Madison Square Garden.....Tonight Only at Wolf Trap - FREE BEER......I can't believe they don't sell out every show!